This week: Life Negating Legal Memo!
13 hours working on this goddamn legal memo, and what do I have to show for it? A painful fucking migraine.
I've come to the decision that I NEVER would've hacked it as an English major; writing under deadlines, especially when it's something as stupid as this, is impossible. Here's the fun hypothetical we're operating under: "Pretend you're some hot shot attorney's office bitch...go do his grunt work for him, and churn out this 10 page legal memo, analyzing the ever loving shit out of drunk driving and public intoxication." I have these statutes BURNED INTO ME. I think I could recite them even if I were in a dead faint...which is likely to happen if I continue like this. 1 am is the cut off. Then I'm pulling the plug and collapsing..
I'm not even entirely sure I'm awake...I, true to form, have youtube open, facebook, some random astrology site, email, wikipedia. I get about 12 minutes of work done an hour.... Anyone shocked I haven't finished yet?
How the hell do people DO this on a moment's notice? Yes. I could kick myself for waiting the weekend before to do this. I knew it was a bad idea. I officially hate fictional Judy Jones and could give a damn if she gets convicted of the DUI..and as for her moron friend Sandy Swayne (I'm not making these names up by the way...) who left her drunk ass friend near a highway... SUCK IT.
I've come to the decision that I NEVER would've hacked it as an English major; writing under deadlines, especially when it's something as stupid as this, is impossible. Here's the fun hypothetical we're operating under: "Pretend you're some hot shot attorney's office bitch...go do his grunt work for him, and churn out this 10 page legal memo, analyzing the ever loving shit out of drunk driving and public intoxication." I have these statutes BURNED INTO ME. I think I could recite them even if I were in a dead faint...which is likely to happen if I continue like this. 1 am is the cut off. Then I'm pulling the plug and collapsing..
I'm not even entirely sure I'm awake...I, true to form, have youtube open, facebook, some random astrology site, email, wikipedia. I get about 12 minutes of work done an hour.... Anyone shocked I haven't finished yet?
How the hell do people DO this on a moment's notice? Yes. I could kick myself for waiting the weekend before to do this. I knew it was a bad idea. I officially hate fictional Judy Jones and could give a damn if she gets convicted of the DUI..and as for her moron friend Sandy Swayne (I'm not making these names up by the way...) who left her drunk ass friend near a highway... SUCK IT.
